1. 2
    28
    Jan

    We are not pleased.

    You’d better have this team turned around by next weekend, Herr Skibbe.

    Herr Preetz, you’re on notice also. I don’t care if you’re the record holding goal scorer; your managerial skills are noticeably lacking.

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    Jan
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    fuckyeahmacross:

    SDF-1 Macross docked with Space Battleship Yamato and Captain Harlock’s Arcadia beats everything. EVERYTHING.

  3. 143
    23
    Jan
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    keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus:

    A little while ago, @SenRandPaul tweeted:

    Today I’ll speak to the March for Life in DC. A nation cannot long endure w/o respect for the right to Life. Our Liberty depends on it. #ky

    Then, @RonPaul, his daddy (who fully supports FEDERAL constitutional amendment to ban abortion), tweeted:

    My son @SenRandPaul being detained by TSA for refusing full body pat-down after anomaly in body scanner in Nashville.

    Oh, irony. You have made my morning.

    I HATE IT when my bodily autonomy is not considered a right. The worst, right Rand and Ron? 

    You whiny rich white cis hetero dudes. Suddenly it’s a big deal when YOUR rights are impinged or curbed. Give me break.

    “What’s your problem, Rand and Ron? Someone telling you what you have to do w/ your body and you don’t like it? Oh.” - pregnant people everywhere

  4. 23
    Jan

    I don’t get it.

    Why do people think Benedict Cumberbatch is “beautiful”? He’s exceedingly unattractive.

  5. 199
    22
    Jan
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    Best movie, or bestest movie?

    theninecrimes:

    Das Leben Der Anderen (2006) Florian Henckel Von Donnersmarck

    (via measuringcups)

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    heyitsmelish:

    AAWWWFDSFFGSDFSDFS!!!!!!!

    CUTE BABY ELEPHANT. RUNNING.

    (via nieme18)

  7. 2
    21
    Jan

    Liebe Hertha

    Ick liebe dir, aber du musst bestimmt besseren Fußball spielen. Was für Scheiße is’n das?

    LG,

    deine Fans

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    sitmedownshutmeup:

    The Scissor-Man from “Little Suck-a-Thumb” from Struwwelpeter, the most frightening children’s book of all time. Ever wonder why German children are so well-behaved? Because they grew up with the fear of this.

    http://www.gutenberg.org/files/12116/12116-h/12116-h.htm

    Go. Read. Piss yourself.

    (via ghaniblue)

  9. 2654
    18
    Jan

    wilwheaton:

    The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) has looked at tomorrow’s “Internet blackout” in opposition to the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA)—and it sees only a “gimmick,” a “stunt,” “hyperbole,” “a dangerous and troubling development,” an “irresponsible response,” and an “abuse of power.”

    “Wikipedia, reddit, and others are going dark to protest the legislation, while sites like Scribd and Google will also protest. In response, MPAA chief Chris Dodd wheeled out the big guns and started firing the rhetoric machine-gun style. 

    “Only days after the White House and chief sponsors of the legislation responded to the major concern expressed by opponents and then called for all parties to work cooperatively together, some technology business interests are resorting to stunts that punish their users or turn them into their corporate pawns, rather than coming to the table to find solutions to a problem that all now seem to agree is very real and damaging.”

    Can I interrupt for a moment? Thanks. When you complain that opponents didn’t “come to the table to find solutions”, do you mean that we didn’t give NINETY-FOUR MILLION DOLLARS to congress like the MPAA? Or do you mean that we didn’t come to the one hearing that Lamar Smith held, where opponents of SOPA were refused an opportunity to comment? Help me out, here, Chris Dodd, because I’m really trying hard to understand you.

    “It is an irresponsible response and a disservice to people who rely on them for information and use their services. It is also an abuse of power given the freedoms these companies enjoy in the marketplace today. It’s a dangerous and troubling development when the platforms that serve as gateways to information intentionally skew the facts to incite their users in order to further their corporate interests.”

    Oh ha ha. Ho. Ho. The MPAA talking about “skewing the facts to incite” anyone is just too much. 

    “A so-called “blackout” is yet another gimmick, albeit a dangerous one, designed to punish elected and administration officials who are working diligently to protect American jobs from foreign criminals.”

    Except for the part where this is completely false, it’s a valid point.

    “It is our hope that the White House and the Congress will call on those who intend to stage this “blackout” to stop the hyperbole and PR stunts and engage in meaningful efforts to combat piracy.”

    Riiiiiiight. Protesting to raise awareness of terrible legislation that will destroy the free and open Internet  is an abuse of power, but buying NINETY-FOUR MILLION DOLLARS worth of congressional votes is just fine.

    I’m so disappointed in Chris Dodd. He was a pretty good senator, wrote some bills (like Dodd/Frank) that are genuinely helping people, and is going to be on the wrong side of every argument as head of the MPAA. What a wasted legacy.

    (via neil-gaiman)

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    nieme18:

    *quietsch*

    OMG BABY ELEPHANT

    (Source: fforeverfascinated)

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